HELL NO

backflips @ 2009-10-01T15:18:00

2009-10-01T22:19:29Z

Hey... uh...............hi.

Rest In Peace John Waters

2009-08-06T21:39:06Z

John "Howard Hughes" Waters died unexpectedly today in his home of Yonkers, New York. He was 34. Waters, best known for 80s teen dramedies "She's All That" and "Ten Reasons I Hate Things About You" was a seminal figure in the art deco world. He will be survived by his wife, Cheryl Hines and their two sons, Robert Pattinson and Clint Marachuk. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that donations be sent to backflips of livejournal.com.

backflips @ 2009-07-18T11:24:00

2009-07-18T18:25:10Z

fucking pigs fucking pigs war against the fucking pigs

Rest In Peace Michael Jordan

2009-06-25T22:51:26Z

As I write this with the glare of the computer screen reflecting in my tears, it's hard to believe that The Prince of Darkness Michael Jordan has shed off the chrysalis of life and ascended to the butterfly laden aether of the cosmic realm. Now we truly know why doves cry.

backflips @ 2009-05-26T20:42:00

2009-05-27T03:43:28Z

hi all. well, bye.

backflips @ 2009-04-12T19:15:00

2009-04-13T02:17:00Z

4 in oakland, 3 in pittsburgh. it's a start.

backflips @ 2009-03-18T00:08:00

2009-03-18T07:08:44Z

jesus christ i'm almost 30

backflips @ 2009-03-10T22:56:00

2009-03-11T05:56:27Z

poop a lot

backflips @ 2009-02-03T17:19:00

2009-02-04T01:21:23Z

hoo boy *brushes boyish hair from eyes* looks like barack HUSSEIN (more like INSANE! lol) Obama is having a peck of a time with his vetting process.... who saw that one coming? heh
you get the president you deserve suckers... i'm stocked up on guns and gold and i'm ready to weather the next 4 years... are YOU?

backflips @ 2009-01-28T21:35:00

2009-01-29T05:36:07Z

rememebr me? well i'm still cool

backflips @ 2008-12-19T14:46:00

2008-12-19T22:46:13Z

no epiphany

backflips @ 2008-12-03T23:33:00

2008-12-04T07:34:16Z

THANK YOU AMERICA

2008-11-05T04:42:25Z

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backflips @ 2008-11-04T16:39:00

2008-11-05T00:40:10Z

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backflips @ 2008-11-04T12:11:00

2008-11-04T20:34:17Z

hey everyone is something happening today

FUCK IRONY

2008-10-01T06:13:26Z

ON THIS DAY I DECLARE IRONY TO BE DEAD

backflips @ 2008-09-13T13:43:00

2008-09-13T20:44:27Z

sorry for the spree of updates, i pledge not to unduly harass you with my opinions too much more but... please stop with the hall and oates, everybody. just...fucking...stop

backflips @ 2008-09-07T22:08:00

2008-09-08T05:09:53Z

the problem is clear to me, you never got over morrissey

backflips @ 2008-08-13T06:30:00

2008-08-13T06:31:32Z

Damn your a bunch of morans

backflips @ 2008-07-23T08:27:00

2008-07-23T15:28:17Z

bragging is unseemly but i am a brown belt in judo now
pretty neat stuff

A Dark Night Turns

2008-07-22T16:24:42Z

Well, I finally caught A Dark Night Turns starring deceased lothario, Keith Olbermann. Aside from his starring role as America's Funnyman, this film was an interminable mess. Still, his transcendent performance should get him some good looks from the luminaries who make these modern day parables come to the silver screen. I see a very bright future for this young man! Can't wait to see what the future holds for Olbermann.

please watch this important video in its entirety

2008-07-18T04:48:29Z

GEORGE CARLIN R.I.P MY BROTHER

2008-06-23T06:31:17Z

If you're sad about George Carlin's death, just think about him up in Heaven telling jokes to Jesus.

RIP BIG TIM

2008-06-16T00:03:40Z

Yo this one been due for some time
Been cryin too hard to put pen to paper
Damn just...

Sunday mornings you was meetin the press
Keepin your mind right never smokin cess
You was fat as hell but still a don, yes
Politics was to you like booze to Ness
Killin it dawg pitchin balls that was mad soft
Now people act like you were Lara Croft
Tomb Raider, I'm the womb invader
When I fuck a Jewish bitch it's like poon seder
Feastin on that shit like Russert potatoes
I meet the press you just meet gay hoes
Buffalo Billin, now you're cold chillin
To the Bush administration you were never a villain
Catchin niggaz on hella gotchas
Collectin thoughtcrimes like the rarest of chochkas
But still you dead nigga and damn thats a shame
Two Jew ass references in this rap and I'm hella ashamed

Resist the ZOG fight the power

backflips @ 2008-06-10T01:44:00

2008-06-10T08:45:27Z

skydiving is such idiot bullshit HEY LET'S DO A LAST RESORT SURVIVAL TACTIC AS LEISURE maybe u morans should shove epinens into your fuckin rectus femoris while you're at it