HELL NO

backflips @ 2008-07-23T08:27:00

2008-07-23T15:28:17Z

bragging is unseemly but i am a brown belt in judo now
pretty neat stuff

A Dark Night Turns

2008-07-22T16:24:42Z

Well, I finally caught A Dark Night Turns starring deceased lothario, Keith Olbermann. Aside from his starring role as America's Funnyman, this film was an interminable mess. Still, his transcendent performance should get him some good looks from the luminaries who make these modern day parables come to the silver screen. I see a very bright future for this young man! Can't wait to see what the future holds for Olbermann.

please watch this important video in its entirety

2008-07-18T04:48:29Z

GEORGE CARLIN R.I.P MY BROTHER

2008-06-23T06:31:17Z

If you're sad about George Carlin's death, just think about him up in Heaven telling jokes to Jesus.

RIP BIG TIM

2008-06-16T00:03:40Z

Yo this one been due for some time
Been cryin too hard to put pen to paper
Damn just...

Sunday mornings you was meetin the press
Keepin your mind right never smokin cess
You was fat as hell but still a don, yes
Politics was to you like booze to Ness
Killin it dawg pitchin balls that was mad soft
Now people act like you were Lara Croft
Tomb Raider, I'm the womb invader
When I fuck a Jewish bitch it's like poon seder
Feastin on that shit like Russert potatoes
I meet the press you just meet gay hoes
Buffalo Billin, now you're cold chillin
To the Bush administration you were never a villain
Catchin niggaz on hella gotchas
Collectin thoughtcrimes like the rarest of chochkas
But still you dead nigga and damn thats a shame
Two Jew ass references in this rap and I'm hella ashamed

Resist the ZOG fight the power

backflips @ 2008-06-10T01:44:00

2008-06-10T08:45:27Z

skydiving is such idiot bullshit HEY LET'S DO A LAST RESORT SURVIVAL TACTIC AS LEISURE maybe u morans should shove epinens into your fuckin rectus femoris while you're at it

backflips @ 2008-05-27T21:36:00

2008-05-28T04:38:33Z

i told seth to post about this but he hasn't yet and i am so excited i can't keep it like a secret: seth and i are getting friendship married. a friendship marriage is when two friends get married. we can do this because gay marriage is legal. we're not gay though and i don't want anyone to think we are. but our friendship is made of steel and i want to be seth's friend for the rest of my life!
soon we will have a registry at target.

backflips @ 2008-05-22T23:15:00

2008-05-23T06:17:17Z

anyone who still thinks it's funny to slap some unintelligible hottentot jibberish in size 72 impact over a picture of some idiot animal doing something stupid shall be shoveled into shallow graves

backflips @ 2008-05-09T00:38:00

2008-05-09T07:38:28Z

Jerry Curlan is nice...
Sensitive, has lots of friends in Washington.

Jerry has a future,
is sensitive and likes meeting people.

Sucks shit eats puke is a faggot sucks asshole

Buttfucks his mother
buttfucks his dad
licks his sister's pussy

Is an asshole queer!

Ahhhhhhhgh! Sucks dog dick!

Jerry has a future.
He is aesthetic,
goes to Sacramento.

Jerry has friends and people,
likes meeting them and is a very social type-

Eats shit sucks puke is a toilet drinking queer

Pukes through his nose drinks toilet water!

Sucked his mother's asshole
licks his sister's pussy
buttfucks his father
buttfucks his brother
sucks dog dick
sucks horse dick
is a queer

Sleeps with midgets, drives a Ferrari and sucks assholes!
Sucks black assholes, is a shithead!

Sucks puke, pukes through his mouth
drinks toilet water
takes it up the ass
buttfucks his dog
sucks horse dick
is a shitbrain

Arawlorawl You trick!
You motherfucker!
Wowooyeowl YOU BASTARD!
FUCK YOU! Woweoowa JERRY CURLAN Aooowwww...

backflips @ 2008-05-06T00:35:00

2008-05-06T07:36:19Z

one HELL of a summer

it's gonna be one HELL of a summer

2008-05-02T23:18:48Z

it's gonna be one HELL of a summer

backflips @ 2008-04-29T11:47:00

2008-04-29T18:48:06Z

lol well i didn't compete cuz i didn't have my united states judo federation card on me
so i am undefeated in 2008

wish me luck

2008-04-27T06:32:51Z

If they could see on my face what I feel in my heart, no one would ever fight me.
-Yasuhiro Yamashita

so by the time most of you read this i will already have competed in the santa clara police activities league judo tournament. i am nervous, yes. but i also am ready as hell.
and i never hesitate to put a nigga on his back (for ippon)

BEHOLD THIS MAGNIFICENT LORD

2008-04-09T04:34:43Z

tattoos~

2008-03-19T06:21:32Z

hey folks, harry here! there's been a lot of people talking about or getting tattoos lately and i must confess there is an itch beneath the stratum germinativum of the ol' epidermis on the a-man that needs a scratchin' and that is another ink sesh underneath the capable hands of some savage hun barbarian "artist."
and what could be better than the magnificent mac tonight adorning my flesh forever? you barely literate savages probably don't remember mac tonight so lemme school you in on some "shizzle"

isn't he the mainest man?

backflips @ 2008-03-11T21:54:00

2008-03-12T04:59:28Z

Since moving back to the scenic Monterey Peninsula, I have gotten extremely into weightlifting. It's basically my second mainest hobby behind judo. My third mainest hobby is chillin' with animals.
Anyway going to the gym 6 days a week have given me a renewed appreciation of songz that get you hella pumped up. And without further ado here are the 10 best songs for getting you hella pumped up:
1: Bombtrack
2: Killing In The Name Of
3: Take The Power Back
4: Settle For Nothing
5: Bullet In The Head
6: Know Your Enemy
7: Wake Up
8: Fistful Of Steel
9: Township Rebellion
10: Freedom

Well, listen to these ten songs and do some deadlifts, hth.

White (and hispanic America) you did me proud tonight!

2008-03-05T06:45:58Z

Here I go for the hundredth time hand grenade pins in every line!
Thank GOD the voice of the people has finally spoken! Let it ring from the mighty mountains of the largely Jew-run east coast to the tortilla filled caverns of Carlsbad! America has spoken and we have said HELL NO BABAR OOBAMAS!
As long as the presidential race comes down to Bill Clinton and His Hideous Remora vs Panamanian War Hero King, America can have a president to be proud of!
I have never been prouder to be an American than I am today.
In other news please check out my new favorite webpage http://www.stormfront.org

do any of you dudes wanna come over

2008-02-28T05:33:40Z

maybe drink some beers, you know just us guys
maybe watch a little porno, wrestle a little
just us guys no big deal you know its cool
if you wanna JO thats cool too bro whatever just us guys

~*~GUYS NIGHT OUT~*~

WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE

2008-02-26T20:46:48Z

If we let B.A Hussein Obama win the presidency, we might as well cross out Alexander Hamilton's name in the Constitution and write in MUHAMMED.

Forward this important message to everyone you know!

backflips @ 2008-02-05T17:07:00

2008-02-06T01:08:37Z

Well folks election day came and went and I did my part and voted for Ronald Paulo, the brave Brazilian senator from New Mexico. I hope you did the same. RONALDINHO PAULO: ~*~*~CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN~*~*~

wake UP america!!!

2008-02-02T01:08:01Z

Look people I know ol' Andrew kinda was a little wordy in the last post and I'm sure as shootin' hope this one won't be so long but lend your readin' eyes my way and we'll see what I can do.
People please do NOT be fooled by Barack HUSSEIN "osama" Obama's web of lies! This inexperienced HINDU from Des Moines is not the man for the job, if "man" is the word to even use for this crumb bum. Look, it's real simple: His middle name is Hussein, Sodom Hussein was the governor of Kuwait, and we had to sanction him with extreme prejudice. Heh, guess that makes it America 1, Allah 0. PWNEDZ0RZZ FAGS
As for the Billary tagteam, last I checked we weren't allowed to have two presidents at the same time! Speaking of, which one in that couple wears the pants? LOL makes you think.

On the Republican side, the Grand Old Poohbahs only have one guy worth talking about, this Don McNabb fellow from New Mexico or whatever. This guy's so old I bet he knew Jesus personally! (For those wondering, Jesus existed over 300 years ago.) No thanks Grandpa, we need a president who can change the world, not his DIAPER!!!

So really there is only one logical choice for president. His name, and I speak it only in the most hushed and reverent tones possible, is Ron Paul. IF you don't know who Ron Paul is, GOOGLE HIM. He is a strict FEDERALIST who abides by the writings of our forefathers! Have you even read the Constitutional? It's values are just as true now as they were then! It's time to abide by thsoe laws, the laws of MAN.
Ron Paul is the real deal and he has invigorated my interest in American politics.

CHOOSE LIFE
CHOOSE RON PAUL

RON PAUL 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REST IN PEACE KEITH LEDGER

2008-01-22T23:54:19Z

when i first saw this young man in a knight's table, i knew we were witnessing a star being born, a glorious luminous cinematic powerhouse. my suspicions were confirmed with his powerful role in ten things i love about you which i caught on television. this fellow had "IT"~! with his masterful command of the silver screen, i was sure that we were witnessing a new jack nicklaus or even still a young orson wellesley.
then, of course, who could forget brokenback mountains? that movie, i am not afraid to admit, moved me to tears. his role as a transgendered prostitute who was brutally murdered by homophobic young men who discovered his secret truly earned his oscar, and more. with good reason, he became the lynchpin of the gay rights movement.
now, fans of mr. ledger have only one reason to live: this summer's blockbuster in waiting THE DARK NIGHT TURNING. in this indie flick, keith plays a clown with a heart of gold.
This young Tyro of stage and screen was in talks with Gilles "Lucky" Del Mar to begin production on "I Wish I Knew How To Be Sad." But now... now I wish I didn't know how to be sad.
as keith once famously said in the movie where he is a bronco busting hellion, "i wish i knew how to quit this tortured plane."
well keith, i guess you did know after all. and like all movie fans, i am left with a tear in my eye, wishing that you didn't.

rest in peace keith alan ledger 1976-2008

backflips @ 2008-01-14T18:10:00

2008-01-15T02:10:31Z

why don't all you incomprehensible fucksucks quit flapping your dicksuckers

backflips @ 2008-01-04T03:54:00

2008-01-04T03:55:15Z

Postin from my blackberry lmbo

backflips @ 2007-12-31T12:33:00

2007-12-31T20:33:38Z

i guess you guys can't handle a guy that can fuck to house music

fuckin SQUARES