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Rest In Peace Michael Jordan [25 Jun 2009|03:49pm]
As I write this with the glare of the computer screen reflecting in my tears, it's hard to believe that The Prince of Darkness Michael Jordan has shed off the chrysalis of life and ascended to the butterfly laden aether of the cosmic realm. Now we truly know why doves cry.
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[26 May 2009|08:42pm]
hi all. well, bye.
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[12 Apr 2009|07:15pm]
4 in oakland, 3 in pittsburgh. it's a start.
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[18 Mar 2009|12:08am]
jesus christ i'm almost 30
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[10 Mar 2009|10:56pm]
poop a lot
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[03 Feb 2009|05:19pm]
hoo boy *brushes boyish hair from eyes* looks like barack HUSSEIN (more like INSANE! lol) Obama is having a peck of a time with his vetting process.... who saw that one coming? heh
you get the president you deserve suckers... i'm stocked up on guns and gold and i'm ready to weather the next 4 years... are YOU?
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[28 Jan 2009|09:35pm]
rememebr me? well i'm still cool
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[19 Dec 2008|02:46pm]
no epiphany
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THANK YOU AMERICA [04 Nov 2008|08:41pm]
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[04 Nov 2008|04:39pm]
NERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUSNERVOUS
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[04 Nov 2008|12:11pm]
hey everyone is something happening today
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FUCK IRONY [30 Sep 2008|11:12pm]
ON THIS DAY I DECLARE IRONY TO BE DEAD
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[13 Sep 2008|01:43pm]
sorry for the spree of updates, i pledge not to unduly harass you with my opinions too much more but... please stop with the hall and oates, everybody. just...fucking...stop
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[07 Sep 2008|10:08pm]
the problem is clear to me, you never got over morrissey
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[13 Aug 2008|06:30am]
Damn your a bunch of morans
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[23 Jul 2008|08:27am]
bragging is unseemly but i am a brown belt in judo now
pretty neat stuff
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A Dark Night Turns [22 Jul 2008|09:15am]
Well, I finally caught A Dark Night Turns starring deceased lothario, Keith Olbermann. Aside from his starring role as America's Funnyman, this film was an interminable mess. Still, his transcendent performance should get him some good looks from the luminaries who make these modern day parables come to the silver screen. I see a very bright future for this young man! Can't wait to see what the future holds for Olbermann.
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please watch this important video in its entirety [17 Jul 2008|09:46pm]
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GEORGE CARLIN R.I.P MY BROTHER [22 Jun 2008|11:21pm]
If you're sad about George Carlin's death, just think about him up in Heaven telling jokes to Jesus.
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