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[23 Jul 2008|08:27am] |
bragging is unseemly but i am a brown belt in judo now
pretty neat stuff
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| A Dark Night Turns |
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Well, I finally caught A Dark Night Turns starring deceased lothario, Keith Olbermann. Aside from his starring role as America's Funnyman, this film was an interminable mess. Still, his transcendent performance should get him some good looks from the luminaries who make these modern day parables come to the silver screen. I see a very bright future for this young man! Can't wait to see what the future holds for Olbermann.
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| please watch this important video in its entirety |
[17 Jul 2008|09:46pm] |
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| GEORGE CARLIN R.I.P MY BROTHER |
[22 Jun 2008|11:21pm] |
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If you're sad about George Carlin's death, just think about him up in Heaven telling jokes to Jesus.
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| RIP BIG TIM |
[15 Jun 2008|04:52pm] |
Yo this one been due for some time
Been cryin too hard to put pen to paper
Damn just...
Sunday mornings you was meetin the press
Keepin your mind right never smokin cess
You was fat as hell but still a don, yes
Politics was to you like booze to Ness
Killin it dawg pitchin balls that was mad soft
Now people act like you were Lara Croft
Tomb Raider, I'm the womb invader
When I fuck a Jewish bitch it's like poon seder
Feastin on that shit like Russert potatoes
I meet the press you just meet gay hoes
Buffalo Billin, now you're cold chillin
To the Bush administration you were never a villain
Catchin niggaz on hella gotchas
Collectin thoughtcrimes like the rarest of chochkas
But still you dead nigga and damn thats a shame
Two Jew ass references in this rap and I'm hella ashamed
Resist the ZOG fight the power
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[10 Jun 2008|01:44am] |
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skydiving is such idiot bullshit HEY LET'S DO A LAST RESORT SURVIVAL TACTIC AS LEISURE maybe u morans should shove epinens into your fuckin rectus femoris while you're at it
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[27 May 2008|09:36pm] |
i told seth to post about this but he hasn't yet and i am so excited i can't keep it like a secret: seth and i are getting friendship married. a friendship marriage is when two friends get married. we can do this because gay marriage is legal. we're not gay though and i don't want anyone to think we are. but our friendship is made of steel and i want to be seth's friend for the rest of my life!
soon we will have a registry at target.
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anyone who still thinks it's funny to slap some unintelligible hottentot jibberish in size 72 impact over a picture of some idiot animal doing something stupid shall be shoveled into shallow graves
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[09 May 2008|12:38am] |
Jerry Curlan is nice...
Sensitive, has lots of friends in Washington.
Jerry has a future,
is sensitive and likes meeting people.
Sucks shit eats puke is a faggot sucks asshole
Buttfucks his mother
buttfucks his dad
licks his sister's pussy
Is an asshole queer!
Ahhhhhhhgh! Sucks dog dick!
Jerry has a future.
He is aesthetic,
goes to Sacramento.
Jerry has friends and people,
likes meeting them and is a very social type-
Eats shit sucks puke is a toilet drinking queer
Pukes through his nose drinks toilet water!
Sucked his mother's asshole
licks his sister's pussy
buttfucks his father
buttfucks his brother
sucks dog dick
sucks horse dick
is a queer
Sleeps with midgets, drives a Ferrari and sucks assholes!
Sucks black assholes, is a shithead!
Sucks puke, pukes through his mouth
drinks toilet water
takes it up the ass
buttfucks his dog
sucks horse dick
is a shitbrain
Arawlorawl You trick!
You motherfucker!
Wowooyeowl YOU BASTARD!
FUCK YOU! Woweoowa JERRY CURLAN Aooowwww...
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one HELL of a summer
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| it's gonna be one HELL of a summer |
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[29 Apr 2008|11:47am] |
lol well i didn't compete cuz i didn't have my united states judo federation card on me
so i am undefeated in 2008
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[26 Apr 2008|11:29pm] |
If they could see on my face what I feel in my heart, no one would ever fight me.
-Yasuhiro Yamashita
so by the time most of you read this i will already have competed in the santa clara police activities league judo tournament. i am nervous, yes. but i also am ready as hell.
and i never hesitate to put a nigga on his back (for ippon)
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| BEHOLD THIS MAGNIFICENT LORD |
[08 Apr 2008|09:33pm] |
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| tattoos~ |
[18 Mar 2008|10:41pm] |
hey folks, harry here! there's been a lot of people talking about or getting tattoos lately and i must confess there is an itch beneath the stratum germinativum of the ol' epidermis on the a-man that needs a scratchin' and that is another ink sesh underneath the capable hands of some savage hun barbarian "artist."
and what could be better than the magnificent mac tonight adorning my flesh forever? you barely literate savages probably don't remember mac tonight so lemme school you in on some "shizzle"
isn't he the mainest man?
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[11 Mar 2008|09:54pm] |
Since moving back to the scenic Monterey Peninsula, I have gotten extremely into weightlifting. It's basically my second mainest hobby behind judo. My third mainest hobby is chillin' with animals.
Anyway going to the gym 6 days a week have given me a renewed appreciation of songz that get you hella pumped up. And without further ado here are the 10 best songs for getting you hella pumped up:
1: Bombtrack
2: Killing In The Name Of
3: Take The Power Back
4: Settle For Nothing
5: Bullet In The Head
6: Know Your Enemy
7: Wake Up
8: Fistful Of Steel
9: Township Rebellion
10: Freedom
Well, listen to these ten songs and do some deadlifts, hth.
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| White (and hispanic America) you did me proud tonight! |
[04 Mar 2008|10:43pm] |
Here I go for the hundredth time hand grenade pins in every line!
Thank GOD the voice of the people has finally spoken! Let it ring from the mighty mountains of the largely Jew-run east coast to the tortilla filled caverns of Carlsbad! America has spoken and we have said HELL NO BABAR OOBAMAS!
As long as the presidential race comes down to Bill Clinton and His Hideous Remora vs Panamanian War Hero King, America can have a president to be proud of!
I have never been prouder to be an American than I am today.
In other news please check out my new favorite webpage http://www.stormfront.org
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| do any of you dudes wanna come over |
[27 Feb 2008|09:32pm] |
maybe drink some beers, you know just us guys
maybe watch a little porno, wrestle a little
just us guys no big deal you know its cool
if you wanna JO thats cool too bro whatever just us guys
~*~GUYS NIGHT OUT~*~
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| WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE |
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If we let B.A Hussein Obama win the presidency, we might as well cross out Alexander Hamilton's name in the Constitution and write in MUHAMMED.
Forward this important message to everyone you know!
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Well folks election day came and went and I did my part and voted for Ronald Paulo, the brave Brazilian senator from New Mexico. I hope you did the same. RONALDINHO PAULO: ~*~*~CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN~*~*~
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